I Couldn't Solve Your Equation Until I Did The Math

That horoscope that you read in the back of your little gossip magazines... it's flawed. The cute little "sign" that you've been given, based upon the position of the Sun, the Moon, and planets at the precise moment of your birth... it's incorrect.

Sir Isaac Newton discovered that the Earth "wobbles" around it's pole, causing the position of the sun to move backward through a zodiac sign at the rate of 1° every 72 years.

Our current Astrological calendar is over 3,000 years old. No revisions. You've been told you were born under the sign of Capricorn when in reality you were born under the sign of Aquarius. 12 signs of the zodiac.. all 30 degrees apart.... completing a 360 degree horizon. You're over 41.7 degrees from who you think you are.

How does it feel to make decisions based on false information? I could write a book about it. Or maybe I already have. You were my Zodiac.

I give good pity to the do-righters in the same way that they give good blame to me. I've said my prayers and written down the things I saw so there will be no need for repetition. These ears have heard it all, and these eyes... well they've got their own weight to carry. I'm the drug inside your tablet, and the only thing left that won't dissolve.

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